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HBM, Hamburger Man, replies to Heather Land and her refusal to watch the final season of Game Of Thrones. From the things she said you know she watched the series. Ha! And, besides, who doesn't like the metaphor of a womyn riding a dragon in this era of #metoo? Enjoy. For context you might want to watch Heather's rant first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIOIcnGnSjk. Enjoy.